Travel Advisory for Auckland

For those of you who love great Mexican food, be warned - don't bother looking for it in Auckland.
You can scan the whole city, from the harbours of the North Shore to the bays of Manukau, but you will not be able to find a single great Mexican restaurant.

That is because we do not have many Mexican people living in Auckland.
Back in 1952, two Mexicans were spotted in the area, but due to their hard working nature and ambitions, they moved to Wellington where they became fabulously wealthy and cannot be bothered with running a restaurant.

Ah-ha, the Mexicans...
The hard working men and women who carry and lay the foundation of America.

The hard working willing and able,
that without them not one pool will be cleaned,
not one house will be painted,
not one garden be attended to,
not one child will be taken back from school and made lunch for.

You see, Hillary Clinton was right when she said: "It takes a village to raise a child"
She just did not disclose that this village is located south of Tijuana....

I bid you goodnight:
"Buenos noches/ buenos dias hombres, hasta manana.....