A dirty joke....
Tali Landsman Please forgive me... in English it may sound crude....
Israeli people are less turned off by words...
Translation:
A major Institute of Science & Technology, has no more room for new students to enter.
A Professor is instructed to make the entrance exam EXTRA difficult, so only the brightest of the brightest will be able to enter.
The first student enter.
The professor asks him: "you are traveling on a bus on a VERY HOT day.... what do you do?"
The student answers....."I guess I will open the window?...."
The professor is happy: "YES! very good! now... based on how much you've opened the window... what angle does a wind blowing from North-East will enter?"
Student: "I am not sure...."
Professor: "You failed! NEXT!"
The student goes out and tells EVERYBODY about the trick window question...
Next student comes in.
Professor: "you are traveling on a bus on a VERY HOT day.... what do you do?"
The student answers....."I guess I will open the window?...."
The professor is happy: "YES! very good! now... based on the strength of the wind, if the bus is traveling at 55 MPH how many balloons each sized at 4 gallons will you be able to fill in half an hour?"
Student: "I am not sure...."
Professor: "You failed! NEXT!"
The student goes out and tells EVERYBODY about the trick window question...
And so it goes.
Each students gets a "Open window" question, but each question gets extra tricky and they all fail...
The last one to enter is a ditzy girl..
The professor asks her: "you are traveling on a bus on a VERY HOT day.... what do you do?"
Girl: "I take off my shirt!"
Professor: "OK.... but let's say you are still very hot... what do you do?"
Girl: "I take off my pants!"
Professor: "Really?.....OK.... but let's say you are still very hot... what do you do?"
Girl: "I take off my underwear and even my bra!"
Professor: "Really?.... seriously?.... are you not afraid of what will happen if you are fully naked on a bus?"
Girl: "Professor, as far as I am concerned, every man on the bus can fuck me...... I am NOT OPENING THE WINDOW!"
Israeli people are less turned off by words...
Translation:
A major Institute of Science & Technology, has no more room for new students to enter.
A Professor is instructed to make the entrance exam EXTRA difficult, so only the brightest of the brightest will be able to enter.
The first student enter.
The professor asks him: "you are traveling on a bus on a VERY HOT day.... what do you do?"
The student answers....."I guess I will open the window?...."
The professor is happy: "YES! very good! now... based on how much you've opened the window... what angle does a wind blowing from North-East will enter?"
Student: "I am not sure...."
Professor: "You failed! NEXT!"
The student goes out and tells EVERYBODY about the trick window question...
Next student comes in.
Professor: "you are traveling on a bus on a VERY HOT day.... what do you do?"
The student answers....."I guess I will open the window?...."
The professor is happy: "YES! very good! now... based on the strength of the wind, if the bus is traveling at 55 MPH how many balloons each sized at 4 gallons will you be able to fill in half an hour?"
Student: "I am not sure...."
Professor: "You failed! NEXT!"
The student goes out and tells EVERYBODY about the trick window question...
And so it goes.
Each students gets a "Open window" question, but each question gets extra tricky and they all fail...
The last one to enter is a ditzy girl..
The professor asks her: "you are traveling on a bus on a VERY HOT day.... what do you do?"
Girl: "I take off my shirt!"
Professor: "OK.... but let's say you are still very hot... what do you do?"
Girl: "I take off my pants!"
Professor: "Really?.....OK.... but let's say you are still very hot... what do you do?"
Girl: "I take off my underwear and even my bra!"
Professor: "Really?.... seriously?.... are you not afraid of what will happen if you are fully naked on a bus?"
Girl: "Professor, as far as I am concerned, every man on the bus can fuck me...... I am NOT OPENING THE WINDOW!"
