Crazy old laws....
This is crazy! and there are many MORE crazy laws like these that nobody knows about:
COLORADO
Denver - it is against the law to loan your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbour.
FLORIDA
It is illegal for a single, divorced, or widowed woman to parachute on
Sunday.
ILLINOIS
Chicago - it is illegal to eat in a place that is on fire.
Arizona
Glendale - it is illegal for a car to back up.
ARKANSAS
It is illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas while within the state.
CALIFORNIA
Malibu - it is against the law to laugh out loud in a movie theatre.
Ontario - rooster crowing is outlawed within the city limits.
Bonsall - it is against the law to read the Sunday paper while sitting in a rocking chair on the front porch while church services are in session.
Santa Ana - it is illegal to swim on dry land.
Temecula - it is illegal to play cards with children or pregnant women on the curb of a street.
Glendale - the law allows horror films to be shown only on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays.
In New York City there is an ordinance against jumping out of buildings (it is punishable by death.... Dah....)
And frogs may be taken from their ponds from June 16 to September 30, but only between sunrise and sunset.
In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination; he may only see their reflection in a mirror.
In New York State:
New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.
in NY, A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
in NY, While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
In NY, Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.
In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.
In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year.
In Providence, Rhode Island, it is against the law to jump off a bridge.
In New Jersey, cabbage can't be sold on Sunday.
In Virginia, chickens cannot lay eggs before 8:00 a.m., and must be done before 4:00 p.m.
In Michigan you cannot curse within the hearing distance of a female. Fuck!
Oops...
Now I am an outlaw...
COLORADO
Denver - it is against the law to loan your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbour.
FLORIDA
It is illegal for a single, divorced, or widowed woman to parachute on
Sunday.
ILLINOIS
Chicago - it is illegal to eat in a place that is on fire.
Arizona
Glendale - it is illegal for a car to back up.
ARKANSAS
It is illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas while within the state.
CALIFORNIA
Malibu - it is against the law to laugh out loud in a movie theatre.
Ontario - rooster crowing is outlawed within the city limits.
Bonsall - it is against the law to read the Sunday paper while sitting in a rocking chair on the front porch while church services are in session.
Santa Ana - it is illegal to swim on dry land.
Temecula - it is illegal to play cards with children or pregnant women on the curb of a street.
Glendale - the law allows horror films to be shown only on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays.
In New York City there is an ordinance against jumping out of buildings (it is punishable by death.... Dah....)
And frogs may be taken from their ponds from June 16 to September 30, but only between sunrise and sunset.
In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination; he may only see their reflection in a mirror.
In New York State:
New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.
in NY, A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
in NY, While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
In NY, Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.
In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.
In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year.
In Providence, Rhode Island, it is against the law to jump off a bridge.
In New Jersey, cabbage can't be sold on Sunday.
In Virginia, chickens cannot lay eggs before 8:00 a.m., and must be done before 4:00 p.m.
In Michigan you cannot curse within the hearing distance of a female. Fuck!
Oops...
Now I am an outlaw...
